Alright guys read this!
Excellent poems by not so famous poets...
found on toilet doors and walls.......
POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS (in Singapore )
THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND ,
HOLD IT GENTLY'
A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapour,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he graduated to be a poet,
he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different
experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!
Perhaps it's true that people find
inspiration in toilets.
I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in
for a different purpose....
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls.....
Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please!
You aim too! Please
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout
the entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a
lesson... Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your
food...please aim properly.
the last one is pretty gross to me